Spooky Time

You awake in your bed, well rested, yet feeling oddly spookly. You get out of your bed. What now? [[Go back to bed]] [[Go to the wardrobe]] [[Go the calendar]]

You go back to bed, surrending to your depression. It's hard to get out out of bed sometimes. [[Game Over->Start]]

You go to the wardrobe and see four spooky outfits. You wonder what those are for. Oh well, I guess you'll never know. [[Game Over ->Start]]

You look at the calendar. You look at the square for 26 October. The square is circled. It says "Seamus' Spooktacular". You remember it's Seamus Spooktacular today. What do you do? [[Go back to bed]] [[Go to the wardrobe -> Go to the wardrobe]] [[Cut your face off with slingblade]]

You see three spooky outfits hanging in the wardrobe. Which outfit will you adorn? [[A Sexy Nurse -> Stage 2]] [[A Spooky Spider-man -> Stage 2]] [[A Stupid Spatula -> Stage 2]]

You cut off your face with a slingblade. That sure hurt. [[Game over->Start]]

You put on your costume. Damn. You look fine as hell. You better head off though, it's almost 6 o'clock. Before you head out the door though, you: [[Feel an odd urge to grab a knife. You grab a knife]] [[Feel an odd urge to grab a gun. You grab your gun]]

You grab a knife. Always good to have a knife. You leave the house and head to Queens Park. You're walking through Queens park. You head: [[North]] [[South]] [[East]] [[West]]

You leave your house. You are immediately arrested for illegal possession of an unregistered firearm. You have no one to blame but yourself [[Game Over -> Stage 2]]

You head North. What now? [[North -> North]] [[South -> South]] [[East -> East]] [[West-> West]]

You see a humble cripple begging for change. Why it's none other than Jordan Smith! You: [[Enquire as to what happened to his legs]] [[Spit on him]]

You ask Jordan what happened to his legs. He shifts the newspaper he's using as a blanket around, while he says in a raspy voice. "I tore me ACL. I was at a music festival and a pretty girl wanted to sit on me shoulders. I knew me legs were as fucked as a your aunt on a Thursday, but I did it anyway. She was pretty I say! Pretty!" You reply: [[Wow, that is retarded. Anyways, see you at Seamus's-> Part 2]] [[You poor man. Let me spit on you to replenish your moisture.-> Part 2]]

You're a dick.

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You spit on Jordan, he thanks you, then you are on your way. As you venture further into Queens Park, you note a mysterious stranger. You: [[Run at him and just start stabbing]] [[Say "Hey you strange man"]]

You start stabbing, but there is a smokey explosion. The man is gone, your blade slices only through thin air. You are suddenly alone. Oh no, you're also now clinically depressed. [[Game Over-> Part 2]]

The strange man turns around. Adorned in a trench coat, his eyes find you through the mist that has settled. It's Ben. He speaks thus: "If you want to get to Seamus' party. You must first best me. Many men have tried. Few, have succeeded". [[You strike a kung fu pose ->Fight 1]] [[You strike a drunken boxing pose->Fight 1]]

Ben starts running, he gains speed and jumps; a flying kick coming straight for your head [[You duck]] [[You get kicked in the face]]

You duck and pivot, you then throw a: [[Throat punch while Ben is off balance -> Fight 2]] [[Dick punch while Ben is off balance -> Fight 2]]

Your weak jaw crumbles under Ben's assault. [[Game Over ->Start]]

You Fool. Ben is never off balance. He parries, and blocks. He slips and rolls. Then throw's an uppercut. The uppercut meerly grazes your chin. He has pulled his punch. You have been spared. He bows with respect, and allows you to pass. You have proven yourself. [[You pass, but not before saying "You fight with the strength of many men, Ben. Ill see you at Seamus' Party]] [[You pass, but not before trying to stab Ben with your knife]]

You've almost exited Queens Park, and are almost on the final stretch... But wait, who's that? [[I don't care]] [[You investigate]]

You fool. You absolute fool. A mortal cannot harm Ben. As the blade pierces his Kidney, Ben looks over his shoulder at you. "Shame," he mutters. They will be the last words you ever here. [[Game Over -> Fight 2]]

Alright well I'm just trying to do something fun and different.

Oh no. It's the seductress. You're in trouble now. What do you do? [[Avert your eyes ->Stage 3]] [[Say, "Oh Hi Alex->Stage 3]]

He catches your eyes. In your peripheral you notice his golden locks, and sun-tanned skin, his partially buttoned shirt and entrancing chest. If he was to tense his arms, you surely would die. "What happen next...is up to you" [[You try to have sex with him ->Sex Scene]] [[You try to get him to have sex with you ((+10 Charisma))->Sex Scene]] [[You don't feel great about the premise of this game forcing you to have sex. You have agency over your mind and your body. You don't have sex with Alex]]

So basically, you guys bang. It's probably the best orgasm of your life. To Alex, it's just another day. You stutter.. [[Th-thank you Senpaii->Post Sex]] [[There's no other option here. You literally say Thank you Senpaii->Post Sex]]

You thank him and waddle off, sweating. You have made it out of Queens Park. But you're not the same person who entered: [[You head West, onwards to Haig Street]] [[You head North, onwards to West Street]]

You're on Haig Street. Finally. You hear the sound of drug taking and joyous music ahead. You can almost smell the party. But oh no. Two more obstacles are in your wake. [[Fuck it I'm going home->Go back to bed]] [[You approach Pennywise The Dancing Clown]] [[You approach Jett The Standing Boy]]

You walk along West Street, towards St Marys Highschool. This is in direct violation of your Court-Ordered Parole - you're not to be within 100m of any highschool or primary school. Uh oh, who's that over there? A police man. Looks like you're going back to jail. [[They don't treat your type too good inside. Game over ->Post Sex]]

Jett speaks thus. "I am Jett, I know all and see most. To enter the party, you must answer my riddle" Jett pulls out a guitar from behind him. "What, pray-tell, is this?" [[A guitar->idk prolly some sort of boot]] [[idk prolly some sort of boot]]

You must best Pennywise the Dancing Clown: [[Call him a midget]] [[Molest him]]

Yeah. That's all it took. Kind of anti-climatic. [[Time to call Jett a midget too->You approach Jett The Standing Boy]]

You molest him... He molests you straight back. Photos are quickly circulated online. Your life is over and you have only yourself to blame. [[Game Over->You approach Pennywise The Dancing Clown]]

"Close enough. You may pass." [[You enter the party]]

You enter the party, at 50 Haig Street, 6 o'clock, on 26 October 2019. You look great in your costume. Everyone has a great time. Well done. <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height:100%; } </style> <img src="wallpaper.jpg"> </div>

Hey. Good for you. [[Skip the graphic sex scene->You head West, onwards to Haig Street]]

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